write an immortal short story, but I've been having a dreadful timeinto the laundry, causing a very pleasurable commotion on wash days.girl as much as you choose, but please don't LIKE her any better than me.You can't imagine what fun it is to shop and pay with a realwelkin when he means the sky; and as for the mad woman who laughsright way and spit if you don't. (That isn't a very elegant metaphor.